Monday, 20 October 2008

Can they speak French or not?

Hats off to girls aloud. For the first year running they win dare I dare's award for most consistent group dieting. Its all very well being just Keira Knightley or Kate Moss on your own, but it takes more than a pack of silk cuts and a tens machine to keep five bmi's subpar year after year.

Cheryl's got a lot of balls judging people. Ok so maybe their cover of I can't stand the rain isn't cutting it, but at least they're not out assaulting ladies powder room hosts.

There's a sadness in her eyes though. Maybe marrying to prove you're not a racist isn't the best idea. Maybe she can't get the sound of the underground out her head. Day and night, round and round in her head, no kcals allowed.

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